Some of us make sacrifices for fashion. Noted blood drinkers Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, on the other hand, sacrifice fashion for sex. What you are about to learn is an intimate detail about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s sex life, so consider yourself warned.
On Monday, May 16, Megan Fox shared some photos on her Instagram account from her weekend leading up to Sunday night’s Billboard Music Awards, which she attended in Las Vegas in support of her fiancé and possible husband Machine Gun Kelly.
“An introvert in Vegas for three days during eclipse season…just SO much crying in the shower,” Fox wrote in the caption. The first posts in the slide Megan wearing a blue, sparkly jumpsuit with her long dark hair worn down and wavy. But instead of including just another style shot in the next slide, Megan Fox reminds you that she is dating Machine Gun Kelly and they have no chill (or filter). Fox shared a screengrab of a text she sent to her stylist which says, “Was this blue outfit expensive because we just cut a hole in the crotch so we could have sex.” Fox also included a shrug emoji.
Fox’s stylist replied by saying, “I hate you,” along with three crying laughing emojis. “I’ll fix it.”
Why Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly couldn’t just take the jumpsuit off to have sex is a mystery. But to be fair, jumpsuits can be a pain. We have learned so much—too much, one might argue— about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelley since they became an item in 2020. They drink each other’s blood (for ritualistic purposes of course), MGK once accidentally stabbed himself while trying to impress Fox, and the couple is currently trying to find a wedding venue that can build the gothic “red river” they envision. I’m sure this jumpsuit incident is just the latest in a long line of headline-worthy relationship updates.